Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Martyr

"I can tell that you are just lazy!" the woman sneered at Moptop. "You probably just sit here and do this all day! Worthless!"

Moptop felt that these accusations were overly harsh, considering he had, out of boredom while waiting in line, decided to try out the game set up in the middle of the grocery store.

The woman grabbed a baby and began chanting the most aggressive lullaby Moptop had ever heard.

"ROCK-A-BYE, SIGFRIED, ROCK-A-BYE!"